angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler, via perks-of-being-chinese)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

(via inmyownworldxd)

hiddlestalker:

*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*

(Source: agentrodgers, via outraged)

whiskyandoldspice:

i really enjoy the way everyone has distinctive keysmashes

like some people favor the home row fjkdslfjlka

some people go all around the keyboard like khcxzrmwe

other people go with one letter hhhhhhhhhhhh or ffffffffffffffff which are two very different emotions

other people start out with words and then it just disentigrates into fuck fuck fufcjkckfuckckckckcfifcj

other people like throw in asteriks and exclamation points and shit and get fancy with it

personalities man

(via inmyownworldxd)

defvsing:

 glowing

perks-of-being-chinese:

get the fries stop the cries

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via giggle)

oliveweed:

 
oliveweed:

 
ksubied:

following back new followers x
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